Hello hi im emily

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

(via constantly-sarcastic-and-tired)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via thefuuuucomics)

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”

(via royalhippogriff)

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
pedigreeadoptiondrive:

This .gif isn’t raising money for dogs in need, but it’s taken from a video that is. Watch that video here.
ssigghs:


“Just Good Friends” by James Needham

i’ll never not reblog this

2sassy-4-you:

idekwhatharry:

Song of the Day - Truly, Madly, Deeply by One Direction :)

This makes my heart smile.

(via sanfranciscosmall)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via foxtribe)